Drinkmaster No More
There comes a time in every society where the Drinkmaster has to give way to a new successor, and ours is no different.In recent times, it seems that the Drinkmaster has had alcohol blood levels way below the acceptable limit, and I concede that this is unacceptable as a Drinkmaster. However, there is a perfectly rational and acceptable, and might I say amazing, reason for this. All of you probably know by now.
I've basically managed to seek happiness in something other than alcohol. I don't know if any of you know, but me gulping down minghao-levels of alcohol was actually a conscious decision made on my part to counteract the emotional effects of a certain prior event.
Hence, I sincerely hope that you guys understand my point of view, and that although I hate to leave the throne, I have to pass on the sceptre to a more deserving Drinkmaster. (BTW, Minghao's out because he's beyond comprehension.)
To Kelvin, drink well my friend!


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