The Blame Game
The Blame Game is a highly intriguing dance that all of us, at one time or another, will perform. It's been passed down by the previous generations, bit by bit, step by step. However, the intricacies of this beautiful dance will eventually have to be perfected by ourselves.Even when we become parents, we can never impart our entire library of knowledge to the little runts, for the obvious reason of protecting ourselves. Those little runts will only get smarter by the generations, and they learn too quickly for their own good. So, apart from relying on the ancient prerogative of a parent to place the blame on the squirt for that simple fact, we need some extra ammunition to use in combat.
The Blame Game can be played in almost any scenario.
Over dinner - who cooked the rice that looks like wet fart.
During an argument - who started the argument (whoever starts the game is probably the one who has lost the argument; however if used tactfully, it can also be used as a bluff to lure the other party's insecurities out into the open, and then moving in for the kill).
Over the household canine - who the dog belongs to, and basically things like "why isn't the owner of the dog not cleaning the shit that's stuck to its fur?!"
And, sometimes we all get thrown off by ingenious plays of The Blame Game. Only a picture could express the scenario, "Who fucked a butch?"
For ages none to infinity, vulgarities not included.
posted by Da Buffalo! @ 11:47 AM
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aww... what did you remove?
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