RETURN OF FARTMAN!

I've Always Wanted To..

Get a competition-worthy physique so that that special someone might see something attractive in me

Lift fucking heavy so that I can feel happy that it's something I can do.. and ultimately feel happy because I love piling on the plates and being able to lift them

See what all the fuss about ethnic cleansing was about

Eat 100 hotdogs at one go

Get 2 sleeves.. one Japanese-style, the other Nuskool.

Sleep soundly when I'm alone

Hope that one day the phrase "relationships of convenience" will be nullified from exsitence.

Be appreciated.. somehow.. by those who never seem to amaze me as to how much they seem to care, but just can't bring themselves to do sometihng decent to show a little of that.

Find out how my father still hasn't learnt to spell my name right. I'm fucking 24. Hello.. wake up and realise that there's a reason for phonetics. Fuck...



But whatever.. some things are meant to be, others aren't. It's ultimately not what I want to happen, or not happen, but rather how well I can accept some things, and be content with them.

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 2:20 AM