RETURN OF FARTMAN!

The Purpose Of An Internship.. What I've Learnt Today

1. How much I love school

2. I don't feel bad for skipping work at all, since they pay me crap.
Ok, fine, this is just me. Even if they paid me well I'd find a way out if I hated the job

3. I hate being cooped up in a rigid environment like that, nor will I be able to just work with other people who're content sitting here listening to everyone else tell them what to do. I need to be able to kick back and tell people what to do, at the same time having a gym at the office and a nice comfy bed for me to sleep in whenever I feel like it.

4. To think over and over about the word "kaleidescope"... "kaleidescope".... "kaleidescope"....

5. That to be in an environment filled with people from all walks of life is what I like ..... but to be in an environment filled with people only from India and China is just plain fucking hell

6. A microwave at the office is always a good thing. I love offices with microwaves. It's the only thing that's kept me coming to work every morning. Oh and yes of course free-reign on all the servers at the office and my very own MSN messenger at work...

7. Internships are an excellent time to catch up with old friends... and to dump those that don't reply to your messages

8. Waking up early is not a problem for me.. unless I really dread waking up to it! I woke up fine every morning the last semester, and I had to get to school earlier than this. I can't believe that the job's gotten me so bored that I can't even be bothered to rush when I'm late. I think that's probably another thing about me once more.. I need to be pushed.. to know that I HAVE to meet the deadline, otherwise, I'll just take my own sweet time.. hey let the world wait for me.. didn't you know, I was christened Time

9. Weet Bix should only be eaten with milk, NOT WATER

10. Nonya women in their 40's who aren't married are annoying. There's one of 'em here at the office.. sure she's nice and all very friendly. But I wanna sleep and chat during lunch, not be annoyed by her bloody questions! Hell, if I wanted someone to annoy me at the office when I have time to myself I'd call my mum here.. she'd annoy me and everyone else around me

11. I love my baby...

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 10:31 AM