RETURN OF FARTMAN!

My Sick Bug and I

This morning started out rather terribly, with my throat dry, my head spinning, and my tonsils throbbing and seething everytime I swallowed my saliva to get some fluids in.

I think every now and then it's a good thing for my to fall ill, for my ears to be blocked so that my other senses are amplified. Much like a certain chemical reaction due to a certain chain that goes by the name MDMA, but cheaper. I'll explain why it's cheaper later on.

So yes, senses amplified, good thing. Why? Because I can concentrate on what my other senses feel!! My lack of sense of hearing conjured up a love-hate day for me.

Love....

The gf came over to look after me, and it's the first time anyone has bothered to sit there just to put me to sleep. It was a really sweet feeling, and I was truly touched. Thanks hon.. it makes all the bites and pinches you give me worthwhile =) I was reminded again of how much I love my gf. To bits!!!

She brought me to a clinic near her place. By accident, she gave them my SMU student card, and it seems that under the group insurance policy that my school purchased, I don't have to pay for visits / medication to a select few clinics! Of course, I'm not too sure under which clinics this even applies to, but all the same, I'm happy! I love SMU!! Now I can truly jump in peace.

The gf pronounced rheumatism as ree-yoo-mee-zm. Ultra cute lah!!! How cute!! damn cute. hahahhaha I love her even more!!

Hate ....

The food at the S-11 kopitiam opposite Marsiling station. The absolute most horrid-tasting food you can ever find. If you're looking for lousy food, lousy service and stingy smelly people, you'll find what you're looking for over there. I ordered fishball noodles. The fishballs had the texture of beef balls. She ordered roasted chicken rice. The chicken tasted like it died in China after the bird flu, hiked to Mongolia and Tibet then finally got caught in a trap for dead chickens and got shipped, SHIPPED, to Singapore before being roasted by them a year later. And the woman at the stall.. she gave ONE, UNO, EINS, YI, slice of cucumber. She was very reluctant to give more when I politely asked for more. What a bitch. Worse still, they had newspaper clippings and what not hung at the stall display window. What absolute bullshit.

Baby's lousy Genius keyboard. Caused me so much grief last night. Plugged in a new keyboard, and all was fine...

My germs.. I need to study and get back on track.. but my germs are preventing me from doing so. Hopefully all the medication that I'm going to take tonight will help me. It'd better, I paid good money for it!! Oh wait.. hahahahhaah!

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 10:08 PM