RETURN OF FARTMAN!

Hou Man ah!!

I came across an article on BBC's website about andropause, better known as male menopause.
I have always been under the impression that there was scientific proof that this occurs in males. Apparently, there is no hard evidence that the depression, mood swings and what not in males is caused by a dip in testosterone. Some doctors do believe that these traits come about due to the psychological stress a man undergoes once he sees the physiological changes in him, and the prospect of andropause starts to play on his mind.

It's interesting, however, to note when exactly andropause starts for most men. I ran through a list of old wrinkly balls in my head to see if I could identify a pattern as to what age most men started to feel the effects of the much-feared andropause.

Hugh Hefner.. bastard... who cares whether he's experiencing it or not.. I will wish every night that his dick falls off and he calls me the next day to take his place.

Ok... maybe I shouldn't look so far off.. I shall look somewhere closer to home then.

John the Bald.. family friend till a few years ago.. still the father's friend, though I detest him. Still loves to leer at young girls, oh wait.. maybe not really young girls.. he's the type who'll leer at any pussy that walks past. So I'm guessing that andropause hasn't affected him yet. He'll probably be able to get off just using a cucumber on his wife, who's annoying as well by the way.

Uncle Ricky.. another family friend. He's one cool cat.. used to be a drummer in a band called the Pops. That's probably how he managed to snag a nice Catholic girl as his wife. He's been eating really healthy the past few years, and has no sign of any sexual tension in him. So there're 2 possibilities. Either he's getting a shitload of sex, or he's come to terms with not being able to get it up.

My Father.. hahahahhahaha. He's definitely experiencing it, without a doubt. hahahhahahaha. Ok lah.. family problem.. don't hang out dirty linen for the world to see lah hor! hahaha

Then I thought.. hmm would it really be such a bad thing for people to experience a world where their penises didn't reign supreme, where people were happy to achieve the nirvana of andropause?

A world of.. PRIESTS!!


"Fucking blue balls again.. argh.."
"HAHA! I'm done with the blue balls shit!!! Woohoo!!"


After seeing the difference, I'll take my chances...

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 5:32 PM