Evilest Mind Of All Time
To me, the person with the evilest mind of all time, is the one who invented the toilet paper vending machine, you know, the type where you have to slot in a dime or something just to get 20cm of toilet roll slowly chug out from the pulley system that sometimes just decides to jam on you and hold you back from letting your shit fly.
The most evil part of this contraption is the blinking red light which tells you that it's time to shit, but you ain't got no paper, so you just gotta stand there till it decides to dispense some little pieces of recycled waste for you to wipe that hairy ass of yours.
You put in the dime, it's still blinking, telling you that your money's not good enough, or you haven't put in enough, or "oops sorry i'm faulty, can't read the coin you just slotted in, try another one!"
Evil evil evil.. luckily I bring a handkerchief around at all times.. in case of such emergencies.
posted by Da Buffalo! @ 2:02 AM
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