Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Weirdos...

I had a really weird encounter on the train this morning.

I was standing there, hapily minding my own business (I usually mind my own business happily, since when I'm pissed or sad I like to whine, and I don't like to mind my own business when that happens), when I felt a slight tugging on my sling bag.

I spun around (I usually spin around, since that is more efficient, and I'm all about efficacy) and I saw a couple happily smiling and waving at me. I acted on the first reaction that was swung around my central nervous system.. I smiled happily and waved back at them, even managing a little "Hey!" I stopped short of saying "How've you beeeeeeen!" with the utmost enthusiasm.

As I spun back (once again, efficacy) to face the door, I squeezed my brows into the most puzzled pattern you'd have seen on the train this morning (even more puzzled than the minahs who draw their eyebrows about 3 cm above their original brows in the most puzzled looks ever) and I tried to search through my brain at 5GHz as to who they were. I drew a blank.

The little Microsoft Search Dog was fucking puzzled.

In order to avoid having to actually turn around and say goodbye, since that's just part of the socialization process that has been ingrained in us, I took my trashed up mobile out of my jean pocket, and made a hurried call to yours truly as I leaped (efficacy) out of the train.

Extremely weird experience. I think my brows have jumped 3cm above themselves.

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