Bagel
The dog is smelly, he's pretty stupid most of the time, but smart enough to always evade everyone in the house so that he can choose a spot to pee in.However, he never manages to hide when he's being hunted for after an incident like this.
He's a very timid boy, but loves to act the role of a huge Alsatian (yes baby we can also say German Sheperd if you want). For example, he barked at the 2 strays from the Seletar hills area.. when they turned around and realised that he was just a tiny thing, they came back for him, and he sprinted into the house.
When the gf and I were walking him and the strays saw him, instead of offering his tiny bum to protect us he hurrily tottered towards home, not even looking back to make sure that everyone one else were fine.
A few weeks ago, he was screaming his head off when we came home. The gf ran towards him and started barking at him. He cowered into a corner, and peed.
He lets the birds eat his food. My mother scolds him for letting the birds eat his food. Maybe he's just being friendly and offering them some food. Who knows.
His most recent role in the house was to make me laugh in the early hours of the morning.
Mum to Bagel: "Why you never eat your food?! Let the birds eat again ah!"
Me to Mum: "Stop disturbing him lah, he doesn't even know what you're shouting at him about"
Mum to me:" He dunno?!?! He knows ah! Anyways when we're away you better feed him his food (DUH), make sure the birds don't eat it. "
AND.... THE BOMB...
"And feed him some rice also, he's like a China Ah Peh, need to eat rice"
Sigh..
posted by Da Buffalo! @ 2:43 AM
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