RETURN OF FARTMAN!

The Merlion, The Bitch and The HDB Flat

Watched Chronicles of Narnia with the missus yesterday. It was amazing! I really really enjoyed it.. but of course there are a few things to gripe about.

First, the lion has a malay name. Aslan.. wassup man.. might as well call him Asman... like the bodybuilder.. I'm alright with that of course, since I'm not racist and would love for our native people's characters to infuse themselves into film... and also I can't be cos I would be jailed by YOU KNOW WHO.

Second, I hate that White Witch woman.. she's like damn tall... damn evil and she fights with so much grace! I wanna fight like that too!!!!

And the bleeding wardrobe is like a 3-room HDB flat lor.. it's no bloody wardrobe!!!!! Who has a wardrobe so huge??!?!? Damn unfair.. and our wardrobes cost from 100K up.

I better leave now.. I'm running late..

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 8:51 AM