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Just a few moments ago I experienced my orgasm for the day.
The ears were feeling a wee bit irritable and decided to cause me some discomfort. Seeing that my fingernails are still in the process of growing (see.. they've been bitten for the most part of the 23 years I've been alive, so obviously they need to get used to growing), I wandered off to the parents' room. In the bathroom, I seeked out the much coveted brass (?... bronze? platinum?.. bah whatever I'm not good at metals.. it's some type of alloy) ear digger. I'm not exactly sure of its patented name, but I shall just refer to it as the Eargasmatron.
The Eargasmatron did wonders for my ears... they were tickled and teased and treated to a magnificent array of pleasures... all this while getting cleaned!
So get out there and treat your ears better... I love the person who invented the Eargasmatron!
posted by Da Buffalo! @ 10:52 PM
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