The Season To Give
I figured since it's the season of giving, I should make a real effort at giving. Instead of presents that end up useless due to lack of thought put into it, I shall give something straight from the depths of me.
For those whom I like: A pile of my shit strategically boxed and prettily wrapped up
For those whom I dislike: A pile of my warm shit right smack on their living room rugs, preferably while they're watching.
The only problem with the latter is how I could get into their homes.
posted by Da Buffalo! @ 11:49 AM
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