RETURN OF FARTMAN!

That Peculiar Smell

There's a peculiar smell emitting from a lot of the people in this office. When I first came here, I narrowed it down to that particular specimen of unhygienic homo-sapiens from a certain country termed the "Middle Kingdom". We all know their level of hygiene. I'm not sure about how it permeates into the bedroom as well, but I'll rather just leave that obscene and repulsive thought right there, and pursue it no further.

In any case, as I was strolling in from the restroom this morning, after a satisfying and stress-relieving excretory experience, i passed by a person from our very own homeland. He smelled exaclty the same as the others. I coiled back in horror from the intense smelliness of his smell... imagine how bad it is, when I've just shat the shit of my life, and it's overpowered and over-run by the odour of his oral cavity.

This leaves me to conclude that if anyone stays here long enough they'll start smelling like each other. Hence, I need to get out of this shithole. I know that some of the Middle Kingdom people are alright, and blah blah blah... but I honestly don't give a shit. They stink, they're annoying, they're cheats, they're crass, they're smelly.. once again, and they have no fucking morals. Well, worse morals than I do.. and I have pretty fucking bad morals.

Anyways.. my mum found a hammy yesterday! I went to get a cage for him.. I think I shall name him Victor. Or Pablo. Votes anyone? It's a guy, so no names like Hello Hammy.. or any shit like that. Also, no friggin Chinese names like Lai Fu or Bao Long.. like what the hell man. Maybe, we should call him Dogster. Hmmmm....

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 11:41 AM