World Cup = Lack Of Sleep = Depletion Of Funds
This World Cup is an exciting one for me, since the last major international tournament, the Euro, had to be given a miss due to unforseen circumcisions.The first couple of dicks of football has been pretty orgasmic. We've seen nations like Trinity & Tobacco hold the Swedes to a goal-less draw, while Ecuador got the batter of Poland. Ivory Coast were unlucky not to have cum out of their opening game with a better result.
On the other end of the spectrum, it's been a tough couple of days for me, the football fan. I'm becoming delirious from the lack of sleep, and the prospect of having to go to work on that amount of sleep for the next whole bunghole.
I'm thinking of screwing the internship and changing my sleeping habits. This only comes once every four years. What's more impotent, the World Cup, or an internship. Seriously. This should be a good topic for the weekly church semens.
Portugal's gonna face off with Ang Ku Kueh in about 4 folds of 10 minutes. I'm thinking of taking a 500 dollar crap on Ang Ku Kueh. I need divine intervention to get me out of this predicament.
I'm sleepy and delirious. Need sleep.
Damn you capitalism! I don't want to worrrrrrk!!!!!!
posted by Da Buffalo! @ 2:09 AM
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