The human instinct has been conditioned to taste chocolate, swirl it about in one's mouth, get it stuck in between one's teeth, then swallow to finally shit it out.
The human instinct has been conditioned to taste the sweetness of bubble gum, realise that it's too sweet to eat, and that it's only fit to chew till it loses its flavour. Unfortunately, shit is not a by-product. I like to shit.
Combining both entities results in the following process:
Chew.
Taste.
Think "Oh chocoloate!"
Let gum slide to the back of the throat, ready to swallow.
Think "Oh shit, fucking hell, not real chocolate."
Disappointment and confusion.
posted by Da Buffalo! @ 9:37 PM
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