RETURN OF FARTMAN!

We serve you long time

I was having supper last week with some friends at Upper Bukit Timah.. you know that whole stretch of eating places

Having a full bladder after a few milo pengs I went to the toilet.. when I saw.. horror of horrors.. one of those locksmith stickers that advertise their services.

First thought that came to mind was already how pointless it would be to advertise in a toilet. Seriously, I don't think that many people get locked out of going out of the toilet.

Then even more bizarre is the name that reads "25 hours locksmith service". How the hell does that even work?

Honestly, if I had 25 hours in a day while everyone else had 24, I'd be way at the front of the rat race. So I thought.. well.. give them the benefit of the doubt. They were after all trying to be creative. They're willing to go round the clock......... and more!

And then as I turned... I caught a faint scribbling on the wall.. a mobile number.. with the words "We serve you long time."

Wonder if it's the same people from 25 Hours Locksmith Service.

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 1:46 AM