RETURN OF FARTMAN!

I Will Outlive Alcohol

It's been a crazy week. Somehow, without any control or knowledge, I've ended up drinking unintentionally on a few occasions. The evening starts off innocently enough, then somehow when there's nothing to do, I start drinking. And then it gets a little better, so I drink that bit more. Then some friends come and others go, and I just HAVE to drink that little bit more.

At the end of the night, I'm filled with toxins and I'm about to spew dead brain cells together with my dinner via all crevices in my body. By the time it gets to that point it really doesn't matter where it splashes out from.

Alright, I concede. There's always a certain point in time where you tell yourself, "OK, I'm going ahead to get sloshed." It's always a choice. Hence, somehow or rather I've been deciding consistently to make that choice. Oh well, at least I'm making some choice in my life.

It's funny how there are some battles we just can't win. Just for example, me VS the world, mankind VS alcohol. I'd rather be victorious in the final episode of Me VS The World though. That would be excellent. However, in order for that to happen I have to outlive alcohol first. Sigh, why couldn't they just friggin legalise weed. I'll get high, go to sleep and start anew the next day, rather than get high, puke and / or shit, try to sleep with a friggin headache and then wake up the next day trying to recover. It's a bloody conspiracy. They're keeping the good stuff for themselves.

Tonight's gonna be a chill night, hopefully. It's wine and cheese and carom night, if anyone cares for cheese or carom. Oh well.

Till next time, goodbye world.

p/s: oh yes, we need to stop making jokes about Hou Nasty and nice girls for me to hook at my cousin's wedding.

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 1:04 PM