RETURN OF FARTMAN!

Dirty Little Lies

Lying is so commonplace, so stop making a big deal of it!

I just got off the phone with Da Butcha aka My Name Is Andrew, and the issue of people lying came up. We figured that lying has always been seen as something you just don't do. However, our society, on the other hand, has gone on to justify lying into categories, the merciful and forgiveable White Lie, and the outright Scum of the Earth Lie. Society has widely accepted that while the White Lie may still be wrong in the technical sense, it actually has a good ripple effect, so many are forced to accept it, with great regret of course since they are highly moral beings.
But I however, feel that a lie is a lie, and there are always ways to avoid lying by using the intelligence gained from education (since innate intelligence will produce methods that even scientists will have a hard time figuring out), i.e. the logic of intelligence which we have learned after years of hard work and reading, to tactfully put forth an answer, rather than choosing to justify a White Lie. BUT I am not an opponent of lying. There are ways to go around it, but I do lie, and I believe that we shouldn't be ashamed of it. We should shred the notion of having to be ashamed of yourself when caught lying. Instead, celebrate it and admit it!

Everyone lies, even your government. You have to believe a lighter that tells you that! You can't discount it, especially with the pretty prints. So the next time you're caught lying by someone who wants you to feel remorse, just reply, "I lied, yes. But I never asked you to believe it. If I asked you to eat my shit you eat my shit ah? You stupid or what?!" Then with a little grunt of disapproval, walk away smiling, in celebration of your newfound freedom. Da Butcha aka My Name Is Andrew will concur with that.

Till next time, goodbye world.

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 4:28 AM