RETURN OF FARTMAN!

Star Wards: Revenge Of The Killer Nurse

I went in for my operation on Wednesday, and it was really an experience. Right now I'm still suffering from the three holes drilled into my knee, but other than that I'm happy to be home. Of course, I'm resting and not running about.. yet.

On my way to the operating theatre, I caught sight of a nurse with an extremely good figure. The first thought that came to mind was "Well, she probably doesn't look too good from the front." But then she turned around, and oh how wrong I was.

She caught me gawking at her, and gave me the sweetest smile. At that point I must have looked like a real idiot with my gaping mouth and shell-shocked expression. What an idiot!! Why can't I be like those anime dudes who just ignore the prettiest girls, and still get them! Hmmm, well there are a dozen reasons for that I know, so there's no need to shout them out to me. Bastards all of you.

Anyway, she walked past me and I was till gawking. The heavy nurse wheeling me just laughed at my expression. Yes it was truly an embarrassing moment for me. Of course, I soon forgot about her when I got to the theatre.

i was given morphine for my general anesthetic, and since I've NEVER taken morphine before in my life, really, it gave me such a good LEGAL (yeah fuck you CNB) high that I fought to stay awake. I think it was rather obvious since my eyes were wide open and I was just staring at all the blue and green scrubs around me. What a feeling! Unfortunately, this didn't last long, and I slipped off into darkness.

This is the second time I've undergone general anesthesia, and up till now I still can't seem to remain conscious in my unconsciousness. I thought that by anticipating it, I would be able to dream during the operation and have an outer body experience or something, a la Sightings. The last thing I heard was someone saying "We're going to give him morphine throughout right?" which was replied with an affirmative. The next thing I felt was cold. Freezing cold.

I was shivering as I woke up. Somehow the temperature had dropped tremendously. The first thing that came to mind was how it wasn't possible that I was experiencing morphine withdrawal, since I'd only taken it probably an hour or so before.

And then I saw her. The Hot Nurse! She brought me back to my bed, and all throughout she was just chatting and laughing and smiling. What a cute girl! Well, at least I found out that her name's Amanda Tan, and that she's Chinese-French. Almost like Bagel. I hope that when I go back for my next operation she'll still be there. =P

Oh I have some friends back in Singapore, while others are coming back soon. It's a good time to be on MC.

Till next time, goodbye world.

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 9:44 AM