RETURN OF FARTMAN!

Linner And A Blovie

Today I got another MC from camp for being sick. Ok fine I wasn't about to die, but the doc was kind enough to use his discretion that a sick soldier is not a productive one, especially a sick buffalo. Hence, I met up with Huan Ning for a Linner and a Blovie!

In case you're wondering, that's Lunch+Dinner & A Blowjob-Movie; not a Blowjob + Movie, so don't get any wrong ideas. Don't wanna be messing with anyone's mind there.

We had the buffet at Sakae. It's the first time I've had that in years. And no I'm not lying. It's really been that long. I think we definitely got our money's worth, consumer price-wise. And if not for Huan Ning, I never would have realised that they put more rice and less ingredients for the sushi during the buffet. Yeah, common sense if u're a true entrepreneur in the business sense, but what can I say, it just didn't cross my mind. This is like the second time in days that I've been scummed on by the friggin restauranters. This is getting too much. Fortunately, May Yang was quick enough to use a container they provided to dump all the unfinished rice. There was just too much rice. Good for her. She can surprise people at times with her very intermittent sparks of brilliance. I've made a mental note to bring my own handy, trusty, reusable Tupper the next time I'm out for the sushi buffet. I'm sure Bagel would love some sticky rice for dinner, although we would have a hard time cleaning up his shit.

We headed to Lido after May had her ciggie and comfort-shit-while-talking-to-kelvin combo. That, by the way, is something I can never do, or rather haven't really tried doing, since Combo 1 for me is the ever-so-cliche comfort shit and ciggie combo. Relaxing. Really.

We watched Inside Deep Throat, a documentary about the first deep throat porn ever made. Hence, the term. What really surprised me was that all these people interviewed were supposed to be part of the unblossomed porn industry at the time, but they had never seen someone deep throat like that. Well, maybe we are in fact in very lucky times, ladies and gentlemen. Deep throating is all around us nowadays. Ah the debauchery in the world today. It makes me sick just thinking about it. How could they have let the porn industry grow to its current size? Worse, it's still considered to be burgeoning. Men-in-White, kindly note the feasibility of this industry. It will be the next big thing, definitely something that would boost the economy once this whole life sciences business has run its course. Hence, prepare boys and girls, for the next big major in college: BSc. in Free Expression. Fuck till you drop.

Till next time, goodbye world.

posted by Da Buffalo! @ 10:35 PM